[Dictated]

Let me get this straight; we've all been brought to Paradise, where babes and food are plentiful, and wishes virtually unlimited, with no means of escaping? You know, if I weren't so morphine-happy, I'd ask if there was a catch! But I'm not morphine-happy and even if there's a catch, it's totally worth it. CASTLE. [snap] Jacuzzi, please ( Read more... )

How come no one has nice cars here?! Or mansions in the city. I hope all you guys have at least hot tubs in your rooms. If I were living in a place that would give me what ever I want, I wouldn't waste time asking for everything I've always wanted in life --

Wait, I am living in a place that will give me what ever I want.... [thoughtful sound HMM] ( Read more... )

[Lois is in the kitchen trying to decide what kind of sandwich to make. Suddenly, a friendly face appears! This means... someone to make her sandwich for her :D She sees Booster enter the kitchen; great timing!]

Michael! Help me make these sandwiches.

[walks into the kitchen, glancing around for the person calling out his name; sees a ... very, ( Read more... )

[came back to Paradisa right when the explosions started; accidentally recorded]

Oh, COME ON. I landed myself in ANOTHER war zone?! I am so grounded when I get back.

[he's opening up his door and will cautiously wander the halls, trying to figure out what time-zone he's in!]

[OPEN BAR POST. Booster's... sitting at the bar in town. Doing shots.]

Well.

[looking around]

That wasn't what I expected to wake up to this morning.

OOC: Backdated meet and greet so the roommates can get to say hi. Hi Booster!

[a soft gurgly sound is heard through the journal, followed by a heavy, manly grunt]

Ugh... my head. [shifts in the bed] Where am I? Michelle?! ... Rip? Skeets, where am I?!

[a pause as it all sinks in] Am I back at Paradisa?

... Why are there roses everywhere? Oh... hey, I should --

[written] WALLY, YOU'RE ALIVE! And your kids are like, ( Read more... )

[After having his memories back, Booster walks into the hallway and spots a tiny yellow dress and a pink bow on the floor; picks them up, looking confused]

... Michelle...?

((ooc: Booster is being knocked out and canon updated in this post! Mod approved. ))

[Having passed out in town after searching for Linda everywhere, Booster finds himself in the middle of the town square, stubbly and smelling of lavender and sweaty pits melting on a hot sidewalk. He's disoriented, rubbing his head as he sits up, glancing around.]

Who... am I...? [Knows that he is Michael Jon Carter... but nothing else. WHAT'S ( Read more... )

[Monkey Lois is still a monkey ( Read more... )